Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't they're born that way!
Q: What do blondes do they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants!
Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!
Q : How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A : There is white-out all over the computer screen!
Q : What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A : When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
A: They don't know the route!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone!
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!
Q : How do you really confuse a blonde?
A : Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: T*ts go in front!
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first!
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn!!
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered!
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth!
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side!
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house!
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade!
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's!
Q : What goes "vroom - screech | vroom-screech | vroom-screech"?
A : A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intellegence
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the # 11???
A: She didn't know which 1 came first!
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it!
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff!
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it!
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations!
Q: There are three third grade girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has
the biggest tits?
A: The blonde.... she's 18!
Q: What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear?
A: A WIND TUNNEL!
Q: How do you drown a dumb blonde?
A:Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!
Q : how did the blonde wreck the hellicopter?
A : she got cold and turned off the fan.
Q : What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A : Nothing, they've never met!
Q. How do you know when a blonde has been in your fridge?
A. there's lipstick on all the cucumbers.
Q:What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel?
A: An airbag.
Q : What was the blonde doing up in the tree?
A : She was raking leaves.
Q : How can you tell a blonde has been in the bathroom?
A : There is make-up all over the mirror
Q : What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A :You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!!
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you smack the blonde she blonde she keeps on sucking!
Q. How does a blonde turn on a light after have sex?
A. She opens a car door.
Q. Why can't blondes make kool-aid?
A. They don't understand how to get the 2 quarts of water into the little package.
Q. What did the blonde say to her boyfriend after he blew in her ear?
A. Thanks for the refill.
Q: Three people were walking down the street. Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb
blonde. They all saw a ten dollar bill on the sidewalk. Who got it?
A: The dumb blonde got it becuase the other two are fictional!
Q:What do you call an eternity?
A:Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop
Q:What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
A:You always hear about them but never see them.
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in
the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland
"Left", so they turned around and went home.
Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as
opposed to a regular one?
A:You have to hollow out the head.
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